I love Joe...even if he does steal my lingo.

I'm still in shock, so bare with me.


Two of my friends were planning on heading to the studio and said they'd keep me informed.  Perfect.  I was sitting there talking to another friend on the phone (ironically talking about Joe) when one of the 2 luckiest girls started to call me.  I hung up on my other friend (sorryyyyyy girl!) and clicked over.  Now my friend was telling me to "hold on...just hold on."


Now I am nervous.  I hear Joe in the background talking to people.  I hear people saying, "We have Kerri on the phone...MacPack410!"  Then I hear him in my ear...


"Hello?"  I am now freaking out, but in my head I am telling myself to calm the fuck down.  I said a quick hello and then busted out the "love how you steal my lingo."  He laughed pretty loud.  Now if you had read my past blogs, you know I have explained "Flash Floods" to this man twice.  He should know what that means, well this mother fucker goes, "I know! I was so proud of myself that I finally understood what it meant."  *smacks head*  I think I called him an idiot.  Yeahhhhh...I did.  He then goes, "and I said it again in the bubbletweet."  It was hilarious and I love him to pieces.  However, he DID tell me it was the perfect way to describe this tour.  Now this put me over the moon, because well...I have been saying this for the past year and a half and for him to actually use it to describe his tour is a dream come true.  Even though I am going to be taking an ambulance home from each of my shows due to heart failure. Lord help me. I told him I'd be in Boston and New York and he better look for me.  He said he definitely would (ummmm WHAT!?!) and we said our goodbyes. Not a long conversation, but fuck me he sounded good and we talked about how he stole "Flash Floods" from me. Mission complete.


My friends were kind enough to get pictures of him on the phone with me. I love you girls, truly.  Thank you sooo much and Joe...do I get paid for the use of my sayings now...at least a hug? Puhhhh-lease?


These are courtesy of Erin:

Look at that smile! *thud*

Apparently he turned away while we talked about the Flash Floods...embarrassed Joe?

These are courtesy of Sarah:

*vaginal quiver* Could I be the sparkle in his eye?

I made the man crack the hell up & I like it!

Why are you giving side eye Mr. McIntyre?